lunes, 23 de mayo de 2011

gamer humor laugh life partner

gamer humor laugh life partner


this is very good reason for women to choose us for gamer


# Always know where you are at home playing your side or lying on the couch.

# When you said to be the "challenge" is not going to go play it fut to admire one another girl, but is going to go to a house with a scrub of guys, usually playing Gears or Modern Warfare.

# Those long moments of rest sitting there playing, you ensure a good performance in bed.

# It is good with your fingers (to everyone).

# It has a wide range of expertise ranging from as simple as getting money brick blocks and crush turtles, to command an army or be interstellar war hero the world needs. Know how to drive at high speeds and components necessary to assemble a bomb.

# See all the martial arts and for having, and even those that do not exist.

# When you say you want to be his Player 2, you can be sure he loves you.

# Do not spend your money on bad services, and tentatively sets only you.

# Know what really is adorable (Kirby, Pikachu and Okamiden).

# It has a huge heart that only you and your console will occupy (and incidentally a virtual hero, but do not worry you can not have it physically).

# It is dedicated to play as many games as their hands are too soft.

# If you say you want more than the universe, consider yourself lucky, because a gamer knows more solar systems that Carl Sagan.

# All the exits, literally, is an adventure.

# You will never have any problem in knowing what to get for Christmas, birthday or anniversary, just looking special editions of certain repeated games (constantly) while talking.

# The style is relaxed and casual dress.

# Security dominates more than two or three languages. Even speaking languages ​​other planets.

# Do not get excited when it's World Cup.

# Your house is a mess, but there is always food and a drink.

# If you can get out of the house, your mother will love you.

# Do not have a card poker hand? Do not need them can play Strip Fighter (Street Fighter play clothes).

# You know that if someday you fooled by the "other" that the other has 3 entries in the back, a light green or blue and only works if there is electricity.

# You're the only woman in his life besides his mother.

# If you see him with dark circles, not because he went on a spree, is that she spent all night trying to get this Achievement, or trophy that was missing.

# It is a virtuoso of the guitar, drums and microphone.

# The nickname Six Shoots or slapping, not left him for his drunkenness or pickups, but it shoots faster than people in the head.

# If a zombie attacks you know you can trust your boyfriend to defend yourself, or know who will be the first to die.

# Above all, you know you are adorable but do not understand what the hell we speak.

Well spread the word to all women in the world, and you know how to defend

Source: http://www.twikiteros.com/showthread.php?25272- BFPor-qu%% E9-choose-a-boyfriend-gamer & p = 84637 # post84637

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