santa santa claus Kent Evans

santa santa claus Kent Evans

Well, I forgot to put on Christmas and I will not wait until next year hehe

BARBIE AND KEN A SANTA CLAUS


LETTER OF BARBIE
Dear Santa:
Listen, fat, I've been saving your ass every year, being the perfect Christmas gift, "using tiny bathing outfits in the fucking cold December and smelling of cheap Chanel annoying little parties of middle-class girls. You better have some changes or I will call an international strike.
These are my demands for Christmas 2008:
1. Leather pants and jacket big and comfortable. I'm tired of looking like a hooker in fuchsia bikinis.
2. Real underwear that you can remove and place. That underwear that occurred to some genius at Mattel, makes me look like cellulite ...!!!
3. A REAL man. I do not care where the hell have to go for it, but bring me a GI Joe or Action Man. I can not stand the pathetic gay Ken doll. And at least now with the gayness of the earring in the ear! No kidding!!
4. A new profession. No more school teacher, or veterinarian, I want to make money that really sucks and as a dancer stripper, masseuse or chair.
5. Barbie no longer pregnant, the belly so huge and the baby bastard is ruining my reputation.
6. I want arms that bend are ease to push the queer Ken and understand how much I hate him!
7. Shares in Mattel. After 40 years ...!!!
I think these requests are reasonable. If you do not like, it starts to get you a new p ... for next Christmas. It's that simple!!
Sincerely,
BARBIE


LETTER KEN
Dear Santa:
I would like to take this opportunity to inform you of issues concerning Ms. Barbie, as well as some of my own needs and desires:
First, I and many of my colleagues feel Ms. Barbie DOES NOT DESERVE "preferential treatment he has received over the years. That bitch has everything dream houses, Corvettes, Buggies to the beach, etc.., While some of us can not even change her hairstyle. I have had a limited wardrobe, obviously designed to complement but never upstage Ms. concerned.
On the other hand, I also want to change my profession to further explore my creative nature. Some options to consider are: "Kent Decorator", "Stylist Kent," Kent "Angel of Big Brother," Kent Minister of Economy and Finance ", or" Broadway Actor Kent. "
With regard to the request of Miss Barbie's arms are bent in order to "push the Kent sissy" because I need to bend your legs to kick the ass of the unfortunate bitch. Legs are bent at the knee as well, I would be useful in other situations, I hope I understand without having to dwell on the details.
You kindly tell Ms. Barbie she can forget ACTION MAN ... he's mine ... or so they told me the night before last.
Sincerely,
KEN