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Rules of a gamer!

1. Video will play over all things.

2. You will have the Counter Strike 1.6 installed no matter how many new versions come out. [/ Url]]

3. Never buy the original game. God created the P2P and pirate stores for it.

4. The health of the machine goes into the background when you play video games. If a game you just downloaded is infected, disable your Antivirus to not be bothered to play it as irrelevant alerts.

5. If you download a game piece by piece from Rapidshare, Megaupload and derivatives will burn for eternity in hell. [/ Url]]

6. You should see the screenshots from computer games you can never endure, and bear the curse, hoping that the 3D Analyze do run, because the more games you download and sustain the illusion that your machine can run it and then do not, but will be rewarded in heaven for the Games.

7. Forget the sequels playing your favorite games. Never ever get to play a Next-Gen game on your computer, if you can run a game in its version 1.0, forget to run 2.0.

8. If you download a game, and to install and does not suit you more space on the disk, never resort to the removal of another game, but to uninstall Office, Antivirus, Internet Explorer, Messenger, even Windows. As a last resort you can delete some pornography, but only as a last resort.

9. The concepts of good and evil are relative and are modified for the convenience of video games, so oneself. For example, it is 5 am the next day I have a test that determines the promotion, and I'm playing video games. This is fine. [/ Url]]

10. One is better gamer to play games old, because the reality is that you can not run the newest and envy is superlative to those who have a powerful PC, Play Station 3 or Xbox 360 in its absence. Game play is also better pirates because the reality is we can not afford to buy originals. All this follows the principle of relativity and modification of the concepts of good and evil for their own convenience.